Kids Say the Darnedest Things

So today I was playing a game with 6th graders as part of the "I want" lesson.  The game was made through powerpoint using animated gifs.  After the team picked their question, the kids had to say "I want to (what's pictured)."  So kids would have to say things like "I want to play soccer," "I want to dance," etc.

This one team picked a question which showed a cartoon character drinking an enormous bottle of brown liquid.  The word "COLA" was written on the bottle in giant red letters.  When I showed the gif, the team said "I want to drink."  The answer written on the slide was "I want to drink cola," so I said "I want to drink what?"  Almost immediately, one kid yelled "WHISKEY!!"

Me too, kid.  Me too.